[Intro]
Yeah
Ariana Grande, whattup? (laughs)
Alright
[Verse 1]
Look, I'ma do this till I know that Ariana Grande know me
Till I've got that Ariana Grande grindin' on me
She gon' tell the press that Mac and I are kinda homies
And if he's busy touring, I'ma get his shawty moaning
Until the early morning, mix us up like Rice a Roni
She say that it was dark behind her bedroom door, but darlin'
You grabbed the GoPro, so I know that it was all recording
Just please admit that I'm the dopest and you fiending for me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Catch her smilin' at ya boy like it's a photo shoot
Lyrically, a bowl of soup, girl, you know the truth
Don't you lie, my baby, cuz they be onto you
Tell ‘em all what happened, then I'll meet you for the rondevu
Ariana, I swear I'm the one who Grande
She like to start the night by Bombay sippin', don't you mommy?
Then once she get to 3 or 4, she like to call me Kanye
I make her call me Ray J, baby, please come put that on me!
[Hook]
I be like...
Sexy Can I, just pardon my manners
Come into the studio, tell me what the plan is
I don't make plans, I'm a freestyle
You gon' give it to me in the meanwhile
[Interlude]
I be doin' it now, yeah, girl I'm doin' it now
Roll up in the city with a ticket for the show
When I blow, and I'ma see you in the crowd
I'll be doin' it now, yeah, girl I'm doin' it now
Hotter than a pepper when I get her in the sheets
With the heat, girl, there ain't no coolin' me down
[Verse 2]
Get that ba** bumpin'
Come say something
Blabbity blah, wanna talk but you ain't say nothin'
You get home and be like “Hey, pumpkin”
I'm so cold on these tracks
Man, you'd think there was a train comin'
Always confident, I'm a little bit ominous
I'm like nothin' you heard before, my tape's on yo' shoppin' list
Baby, don't fear the reaper
Just turn up your speaker
Your girl went to my school, we'd meet beneath the bleachers
Handlin' me with handy
Palms softer than Bambi
Got her in the back of the Camry
Aything fine and dandy
She say my raps are nasty
Stalkin' me like pantry
Love the black jeans and black tee
I got her slurrin' like Daffy Duck
And if you diggin' what I be droppin', then come dap me up
This flow made of magicka, abracadabra
Diss me, then I'ma diss you back, and I'm makin' ‘em all start laughin' at ya
Do you see, see? oh yeah, si, si, not talkin' Sabathia
If she Latina, then I'm glad to meet ya
She want to clean up in my house before she grab the pizza
See, that's a two for one, rappin' is just what I do for fun
Ariana Grande love it when I drop straight bars, then I be like, whew, I'm done
{door opens - Mac Miller enters}
[Verse 3]
Whoa, whattup, it's been a while since I saw you last
Why am I here? That's a great question you thought to ask
Ariana? She's inside the bedroom poppin' tags
I guess nights of pa**ion make her want to buy Versace bags
I'm just playin', homie, just a shoppin' spree
But honestly, you should leave before I count to three
Look, Ariana knows I'm the one Mac
I'm askin' nice for you to leave, and please don't ever come back
{door slams}
[Outro]
Get the f*ck out
Get the f*ck outta here, don't come back again
Ariana, that idiot Generic came back talkin' like you were together
Again
And, there's something wrong with his head
That kid lives in his own little world
But if he comes back...
I'm knockin' his f*ckin' teeth in
(laughs)