In the desert with a bottle of J.D
The red pipe glows with lines of c
Things are normal but they won't be soon
Hairy monsters in the next room
Frogsheads and midgets going oingoboingo ..
Take my hand and we'll explore
The forbidden zone
When you're in your own tree
But don't know if anybodys home
Thugs in lingerie greet you
b**h queens with tattoos eat you
You haven't got a watch but it's nearly 4
And there's armed police knocking at your door
When you've jumped the fence into the bath
We'll understand if you have the last laugh
Just as things seem as they were before
Down with the field up with the air conditioner