Well the moon is bright I'm half crazy tonight Like a wild hog ready to root Slip in your gown baby get on down I got my 6-gun ready to shoot C'mon down to the alley But don't tell Sally I know she's going to holler and hoot Yeah she'll scream and shout If she ever finds out I'm dragging leather off my cowboy boots Long legged babies and double-jointed daddies
Lazing round on their bloodshot knees Big bad Bruce's drinkin' wildcat juices Stumbling to the rhythm of the beat The hole-in-the-wall gang Can't be read to sleep Shooting doubles with a hangman's noose Honey, jump in your Lincoln Let's do some drinking And drag some leather of my cowboy boots Well the moon is bright…