[Intro] "One by one, these characters come out of the dark and each one has a little pile of wood... and they put it on the fire, and if you're very lucky before the fire goes out... it's this big bonfire... there's no rationale, you go where the story leads you... and in this case, it had- I did- had no idea it was gonna have a dark conclusion..." [Verse 1] Richard Bachman it's 'bout to be a Long Walk You don't bite, you a little dog barking Up in the [putos?] sounding like glucose You sweet as hell but you trying to be Cujo You? You'll never get to the summit, man It's 2016, better start Running, Man Gunslinger, you know it's Garrett Plummer and A 44 cal, you can call me Son of Sam Damn, I don't think all that is necessary But you can get buried in a Pet Sematary It gets scary when you're f**ing with a winner Teewhy, need a pie, you looking Thinner So sinister, looking in his eyes Deadlights, you could call me Pennywise Teewhy try to spit, but you're whining Redrum, redrum, it's The Shining [Hook] "Dark conclusion..." "One by one, these characters come out of the dark..." "Dark conclusion..." "One by one, these characters come out of the dark..." "Dark conclusion..." [Verse 2] Clevey lovin' it? I can tell All that McDonalds changing the size of your belt I might as well help, I could recommend some great doctors Change your diet plan and put your a** on Weight Watchers Taking shots at every one of these Horsemen I torch them, put 'em in a urn made of porcelain Of course it's him, the reason why you guys are sweatin'
Clevetheblacguy? More like Clevethediabetic If I upset you, you should probably put the mic down Pick up a vegetable, open up and bite down Oh it's a fight now, shouts out to Brad Pitt Tyler Durden, how I hurt 'em, I'm a savage Eat a salad, dressing on the side Get the message, learned your lesson, I'm a blessing in disguise Exercise, drop to the floor I'll never go away, call me Zsa Zsa Gabor Good lord [Hook] "Dark conclusion..." "One by one, these characters come out of the dark..." "Dark conclusion..." "One by one, these characters come out of the dark..." "Dark conclusion..." [Verse 3] Wait a minute, now there's only two of them? What happened to Shoes, you use a new pseudonym? What up [Daddy X?] What up [Dee Lo?] That last track got your rap pa** revoked See the joke is you think you can flow dog Go home dog, you live in Beaumont It's so awkward to fight with you, man Blue Bell, you're an ice cream man Giving samples, pa** it out to all the kids I don't follow him, I'm lactose intolerant No apologies, you're mint chocolate chip Your new nickname: Two Scoops Robinson Better lock and load when I get on a roll Get a helmet, it's 'bout to be a rocky road John Gotti, oh you want a part to play? I'm grande, while you s**ers act Armand Assante Shouts to Hot Karl, I got the memoir Put it on Shoes' chest: Chris Benoit Homie I been raw, Garrett Plummer's sick You want some of this? You better come equipped [Outro: "Why Can't We Be Friends" by War]