What's wrong with this picture?
There's something not right
My eyes feel like marbles, man,
My teeth are too tight
What's wrong with my mirror?
That's not the boy that we love
My mouth tastes like the inside of truck driver's glove
What's wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture?
Who put grey in my beard?
How did that happen?
My God, I look weird
Is that really my waistline?
Are those really my thighs?
Who shrunk these jeans down to half of their size?
What's wrong with this picture
How did I get here?
My God I look bad
I went to bed a young man, now I look like somebody's dad
Where did the years go?
Where is my hair?
The way that time flies, it just isn't fair
What's wrong with this picture?
What's wrong with this picture?
I think I'll go back to bed
And spend the day with the covers pulled up over my head
Œcause you can't fight the Reaper, man
He's quick and he's mean
I feel just like the Porsche that belonged to James Dean
What's wrong with this picture?
Where did my life go?
I had so much planned
Who took my hourgla**?
I lost all my sand
How did this happen?
Man, give me a break
I thought I was hitting my stride, and I got left at the gate
What's wrong with this picture?