Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us, and your friend Steve
Dododododo Steve
Dodododoo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve--
Oh, hey! How's it going?
You took me out for waffles and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone
I could've wished a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the f**'s your f**ing problem
Why's he always here?
Dododododo Steve
Dododododo Go away
What's the deal with your friend Steve--
Oh, hey! How's it going?
It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend
It's not that I don't think he's great
But its only you, only you I wanna fel**te
Are you gay for Steve I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a b**h know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight
I could've wished a thousand wishes
Cause I like to be with you
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can...
Dododododo Steve
Dododododo Leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve
I don't even care how he's doing
Steve