[Intro]
Crewmate Spawner 9000, activate! (Crewmate Spawner 9000, activated.)
[Verse 1]
Wanna see a spell I can do? I can spawn some people. (Wife: Yuck, who are these ugly freaks that you spawned?) They're my crewmates: Black, Blue, Brown, Cyan, Green, Lime, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red, White, and Yellow.
[Chorus 1] I once tried to get Google Assistant to spawn some Among Us crewmates, but did anything happen? Negative, but with Crewmate Spawner 9000, now I can do it with just one call of, "Crewmate Spawner 9000, activate!"
[Verse 2]
My favorite Among Us map would probably be the Skeld. I once sent Marley "Crewmate Spawner 9000, activate!" On the Prankster Gangster side of the Pranksta-Venturer Nation, she may have a pretty weird response, but on the Adventurer side of the Pranksta-Venturer Nation, she may not even respond at all.
[Chorus 2]
I once tried to get Google Assistant to spawn some Among Us crewmates, but did anything happen? Negative, but with Crewmate Spawner 9000, now I can do it with just one call of, "Crewmate Spawner 9000, activate!"
[Bridge]
I am a Pranksta-Venturer and Among Us player. (Listen here, Wife, but you and your homies existing offends me.) Ooooooooooooooh, aw yeah. I'm the OG feta.
[Post-Chorus] Why can't I get Google Assistant to spawn any Among Us crewmates? Lololololololololol but it's all good with Crewmate Spawner 9000. With her, now I can do it with just one call of, "Crewmate Spawner 9000, activate!"
[Outro] Ooh.