Shean:
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Once I think I saw you save a lady's life
In a rowboat out to sea
You were a hero then to me
And I thought perhaps
You've made this girl your wife!
Gallagher:
Oh! Mister Shean!
Oh! Mister Shean!
As she sunk I dove down like a submarine
Dragged her up upon the shore
Now she's mine forever more!
Shean:
Who, the lady, Mister Gallagher?
Gallagher:
No, the rowboat, Mister Shean!
Shean:
Oh! Mister Gallagher!
Oh! Mister Gallagher
What's the name of that game
They play on the links?
With a stick they knock the ball
Where you can't find it at all
Then the caddie walks around
And thinks and thinks!
Gallagher:
Oh! Mister Shean!
Oh! Mister Shean
You don't even know a hazard from a green!
Its become a popular game
And you don't even know its name?
Shean:
Sure it's croquet, Mister Gallagher!
Gallagher:
No, lawn tennis, Mister Shean!