(Sergeant Hartman)
Im gunna' give you three seconds,Exactly three f**ing seconds
To wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f** you!
[Verse 1: G-Mo Skee]
Oh you think I'm a comedian Holmes?
And I won't sacrifice you at bohemian grove?
Strip down, streak in the robe run in traffic
And hara** the women with my weenie exposed
Then pull a fat Asian b**h out of her rice rocket
And shove a pair of chop sticks right in her eye sockets
Soon as I get tired of pleasing her
Bash her f**ing head with a fire extinguisher
Went to the strip bar to get my dick hard
Left with the f**ing tip jar full of discharge
Still begging for a lap dance
Half man half horse looking like a mother f**ing centaur
Spread syphilis to female feminists
I'm chillin' at the old folk's home gettin' intimate
I-Khan smell my finger, that's the senior citizens cli*oris
Yeah I just got finished hitting it I'm dead serious
[G-Mo Skee Hook]
These n***as' think I'm spitting in vein
Like I'm saying this ridiculous sh** to entertain
(I'm dead serious)
Keep thinking its a big a** joke
Til I slide through and leave your little b**h a** smoked
(I'm dead serious)
Mo f**as' want to get it confused
Til they star on the god damn ten o' clock news
(I'm dead serious)
Its G-Mo and I-Khan Ho
You wanna' to step to this you better know Tae Kwon doe
(I'm dead serious)
[Verse 2: I-Khan]
Sick prick jerkin' to a chick flick
Workin' on stickin' my brick dick in a thick trick
I slipped this fat b**h lips on my wishlist
We never kissed so I pissed on the b**h lipstick
Saw the s*ut munchin' fish sticks at a picnic
Stuck a straw down her but and s**ed her dip sh**
Im the demon son, schemed to eat a lung
Get bu*t naked jerk off and speak in tongues
Not the practical type, I'm an actual trife
Radical hype with a tactical knife
Your wife, got to be a freaky s*ut to have s** with Man
I'll titty f** a b**h while she gets breast implants
After I nut, I stabbed her in the chest and ran
To the nearest graveyard just to have s** again
I'm in a morgue doing p**n in a unicorn uniform
Went to church and switched back to human form
[Hook]