[Intro: Oz Mosis]
Yo, not many of you motherf**ers understand what it's like to like in the ghetto
Might just leave it at that
[Verse 1: MC Adey P]
I'm gonna be the very f**ing best like no-one ever f**ing was
To catch them is my real test; gonna train them cause that is my cause
I travel round the world, searching far and wide
For Pikachu; gonna f**ing find the power that's inside
Cause I use my Pokemon to help me get my way
I know you say that's not what they're for but get the f** away
Go, bu*terfree: use sleep-powder. Misty's now asleep but she'll still scream louder
Gonna get my dawg Brock; gonna join in. We'll get all the Pokemon but not Nidoking
Caterpie's string-shot was gonna be the lube
Don't need that, b**h, cause she got f**ing sweaty ginger pubes
[Verse Skit]
G-Magz: Dude, you can't say that!
Adey P: Aw, sh**. Come watch me, b**h!
[Hook: MC Adey P & G-Magz]
J. Unit; a f**ing dangerous thing
Representing the rap of Martin Luther King
From the black to the white, we're gonna take your f**ing fight
From the Eastside to the Westside, gonna gash it all night
J. Unit machine: sick beats and dreams
We're the f**ing extreme J. Unit regime
Go to Iraq and take it back; gonna show no slack
Detroit-style driveby shooting attack
Jet-pack
[Verse 2: G-Magz]
Come listen to the word; new J. Unit verb
Flash, crash, trash, skin-rash
Did you hear, you s**y sh**, that gash was a woman thing?
It's more than that, you twat: we represent it when we sing
Gashing our way to steak and bling
Proper Detroit scat; skeedle-deedle-jing-ting
Yeah, go and look up 'gash' on Urban Dictionary
You'll see J. Unit. Yeah, it's f**ing scary
We're on Facebook, MySpace, Last.fm and YouTube
Google 'gash' and you'll see J. Unit and a lot of teenage b**bs
Uncensored, unedited and very underage
Child p**nography is all the rage
[Verse Skit]
G-Magz: Guys, this really isn't very G. If I get arrested for this, it's Adey P's fault
Adey P: f** you!
G-Magz: f** you! Twat
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Oz Mosis]
It's 4 in the morning in Detroit city
Got my posse out: sh**'s about to get sh**ty
Come across an old lady in the midnight fog
Beat the f** out of her, steal her purse and rape her f**ing dog
My name's Oz Mosis and I am the man
I'm the only black guy who truly understands
I drive round the ghetto with my posse of six
We f** guys in the a** and sometimes little kids
[Verse Skit]
Ozmo: Wait, no, no. Child molestation isn't cool
Having s** with children is not cool
It's also a good idea to stay in school
And don't do d** cause they are bad
Worship J. Unit: we're totally rad
[Hook]