[Intro: G-Magz]
[Verse 1: G-Magz]
I believe in a thing called love, yeah
And it comes from the riddim of my heart
And girl, you outta know that you make my juices flow
And that's how it's been from the start
Yeah, you go and make me feel so good when I'm with you
Yeah, like roses are red and violets are blue
You're better than my last girl: she had this monthly rage
Every time she had a period, I had to lock her in a cage
What's that; you're saying that I'm just another twatty man
Cause I got balls, you say I could never understand?
What what you got, b**h, aside from b**bs and a fake tan?
You're taking the piss; this love is a scam
What you saying, b**h, I like misogyny?
You forgot I'm a man: I don't know what that means
You think I'm too bada**, too f**ing extreme?
Then Oz Mosis and Adey P are gonna make you scream
[Hook: Oz Mosis & (MC Adey P)]
Baby-girl, I wanna hold you til the morning comes
(Baby-girl, gonna hold you til the morning comes)
(Gonna hold you so tightly in my arms)
I'll shred your f**ing eyes out if you try to run, if you run
(You said this morning b**h that it's your time of the month)
(But I don't care cause I'm still in the mood to get crunk)
[Verse 2: MC Adey P]
Yo girl, I never felt this way
You're doing things to my heart and I have no words to say
Cause I'm speechless, scared sh**less; you've become my heart's weakness
All I wanna do, yeah, is treat you as my princess
Cause you're the one that I ain't ever gonna leave
I love with all my heart and, baby, just want you to see
So I lay you down gently; touch your skin softly
Kiss your face and make my way down to your p**y
sh** yeah, there's no pubic hair
So I'm just gonna get straight down in there
My name is Adey to the P and I have HIV, seriously
Just because of that, please don't leave me
It wasn't my fault: just one night with Jenkins. He don't have AIDS
But he gave it to me anyway. He's also not gay
Just a straight-up G. So shut the f** up, b**h
You're a s*ut: you don't represent me. Adey P with HIV
f** me
[Hook]
[Interlude: Oz Mosis & MC Adey P]
[Verse 3: Oz Mosis]
Hey girl, how's it going? You looking beautiful today
Baby, you're the only reason that I haven't turned out gay
No I'm kidding, girl; I could never s** a hard dick
Shove it in my a**; no, that sh**'s f**ing sick
I've been watching y'all for a very long time
The way you shake that a** sends shivers down my spine
It's pretty damn apparent that your boyfriend likes it too
Yeah, I hope you don't mind that I'm in your closet watching you
But I'm sure you don't care: I know you like to put on a show
Yeah, I saw that nasty fight you had with your boy five days ago
That was pretty messy wasn't it? I don't wanna see him hurt you
That's why I'm gonna go to his house tonight and gouge his eyes out with a corkscrew
And then we can be together forever and I'll be sincere
And if you say no, I'll rape you and dig your foetus out with a f**ing spear
We were meant to be together; I love you like a daughter
If you say no, you'll learn the meaning of 'hung, drawn and quartered', b**h
[Hook]
[Outro Skit: Oz Mosis]