Eat my diarrhea Just... Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint Now I gotta take a sh**, get to the point Sittin' on the toilet, my a** is a blast Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my a** No f*ckin' paper Hey baby lick my a** 'til your face turns blue You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door I'm back in the...with a cup Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down You're s**in' my a** and your lips are all brown Since we've gone back to the hamburger place I'm gonna stick my a** right on your face
I'm gonna sh** in your mouth I'm gonna sh** in your face, your mouth And I wanna sh** on your mother I'm gonna sh** on you and your mother Diarrhea I gotta take a sh** Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it I'm gonna take me a lumpy sh** Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you I hope it splats in your face there too It's comin' out my a** all drippin' wet It's comin' out my a** all drippin' wet I want you to s** up all of it Lick my a** and eat it too Cause diarrhea is good for you Ya eat it, eat it, eat Eat it, eat it, eat Diarrhea Eat my f*ckin' sh**