Hey everybody get out of the street now
I hear the roar of an XKE now
Flops and sweater and a ponytail
And the cop on the corner is turnin' pale
Whoa! It's Abigail Beecher
Our history teacher
All the kids are just crazy about her
Central High would be a drag without her
She knows her history from A to Z
She'd teach a monkey, and watch and see
Whoa! It's Abigail Beecher
Our history teacher
Whoa!
We're out in the hall and changin' cla**es
Plays guitar and wears blue sungla**es
She's friendly, pop'lar and a real swinger
She's gonna be a rock 'n' roll singer
Whoa! It's Abigail Beecher
Our history teacher
Whoa!
History cla** is gettin' bigger and bigger
They come for miles 'cause they really dig her
The PTA was really floored
When she walked in with a red surfboard
Whoa! It's Abigail Beecher
Our history teacher
Whoa! Come on, girl!
Aw, you're too much!
Whoa!
Come on, girl!
Whoa!