[Intro]
*Alarm going off*
(Tony)
*Moan*
(Girl)
Baby, it's time to get up
(Tony Mike)
*unintelligible*
(Girl)
Baby, it's time to get up
(Tony Mike)
*sigh* 5 more minutes
(Girl)
I gotta go to work, you gotta get up
(Tony Mike)
What the f**, man, it's. .. it's still dark outside
(Girl)
That's because there's a blanket over the window
(Tony Mike)
Gimme 5 more minutes....
(Girl)
No, get up!
(Tony Mike)
Uggghhh... where's my bottle?
(Girl)
Anthony, it's 8 o'clock in the morning! You don't need a bottle!
(Tony Mike)
Where's the joint?
[Verse 1]
(Tony Mike)
Someone please tell me if it's all in my head/
Some days I wonder why I even crawl outta bed
Why's it everyday it seems like one of those days/
Where all you wanna do is sit and blaze a J
Laze away, i hate them days, i get more excitement out my dreams/
Tack a blanket over my window so hopefully I stay asleep
And if you awake before me, please just let me be/
This isn't the time to clean or turn on the f**in TV
I try to pop sleep aids, but I still lie awake/
Thought my phone was on silent, but now it vibes and shakes
So I light a J and fly away, while my pot pie splatters in the microwave
I got the munchies, this boring sh** ain't f**in funny/
Even if i had something to do, i ain't got no f**in money
Now that I'm up, I guess I'll try to do something productive/
Hustle up some drinking money and try to find a b**h to f** with
[Hook]
(Alicia Renée)
Sometimes life just wasn't meant to be
So tell me why d**h is still my enemy
Sip Belvedere as we pa** the weed
Cuz life's way better living in a fantasy
Living in a fantasy
Yeah, we living in a fantasy
We on some sh** that you can't believe
Seeing money through the ceiling
Living in a fantasy
[Verse 2]
(Tony Mike)
Lifes a b**h then you die, yeah you're listening right/
All I see myself doing is jizzin and getting high
Drinkin High Life, I could really use a lime/
But life hands me lemons, so I use it with the shine
If I stay out my mind, I think I'll be doing fine/
What's wrong with self medicating? Ain't like anybody's died
Please tell me what's the crime with fast fowarding life?
f** the world every day! But she'll never be my wife
I used to give my arm a slice for having days like today/
Now i rely on a fifth of grain and a bag of Mary Jane
Sometimes I go insane trapped in this house by myself/
I hate being sober, like it's bad for my health
I used to ask for help, used to pray for my d**h/
I was screamin for the sh**! shoulda saved my breath
Everyone acts like life is so great when they're all in my biz/
That's when I take a swig and hit, and then I tell em this...
[Hook]
[Bridge/breakdown]
(Tony Mike)
Yeah...
*inhale* i dont ever wanna go back to that f**in place...*cough*
(Girl 2)
Yo, pa** that sh**
[Verse 3]
(Tony Mike)
I wish i could isolate myself and stay baked forever/
Then I'd believe motherf**ers that say "life gets better"
I see myself stacked with chedder, stacked to the ceiling/
Yeah, we're living in a fantasy, so I'ma have millions!
sh** we're in Lala Land, let's stay for a bit/
Got eight naked Asians tasting my dick
I'm raising my kid to get trophies in every sport/
And my dicks so long, i could never wear shorts! (Haha)
Lifes so f**in great, i got trillions in the bank/
Go overseas in my jet, feed Ethiopian's steak
I legalized k**in skanks, decreased the population/
And all b**hes swallow like
(girl 2)
That tastes amazing!
(Tony Mike)
No one ever has to work, cuz everything is free/
You either pay with p**y, alcohol, or weed
See all the sh** sounds great! But hold up wait!
The alarms going off *alarm sound* and it's time to awake!
Damn!
[Hook]