My left shoe's on my right foot
My right shoe's on my left
Oh, listen to me Mimi
Of reason I'm bereft
The bu*tons of my trousers
Are bu*toned to my vest
Oh, listen to me Mimi
Mere pa**ion's in my breast
Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi
Am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi
I'm aiming high
Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy
You could free me, if you'd see me
Mimi, you know I'd like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye