[Verse #1]
Check it
I met this girl
She hooked me with a mischievous smile
The more we talked the more I knew I was digging her style
I tell her about the stuff I like and she is like omg
You must be some sort of psychic I was thinking the same thing
I said tell me your favorite movie and your favorite song
She said you first
Right then I should have known something was wrong
I'm kidding we'll to that in due time
At this point I found the perfect girl with the same interests as mine
We started dating but soon I started noticing stuff
Like how she confused (?) she was calling it bluff
For example she said she was a Star Wars fan
Then told me she liked the part where Vader k**ed Anakin
You mean it philosophically
No I mean it physically. Remember when he k**ed him the forcive like electricity
I told her that's impossible they are the same person
Nervously she said she saw the unreleased version
Well it was all downhill from there
She didn't like the stuff I liked
She was just real prepared
She studied me before she (?) me space
She wanted to (?) stuff I like so she could copy my taste
She hacked into my email
Studied every detail like I was (?-female)
Once I found out that she was tapping my telephone
I told that girl she needed to leave me the heck alone
Now it's been a while but she is still calling all my friends
Trying to pretend like she's a victim like she is on the defense
To be honest I am tempted just to call her again
To get my movies and my shirts back
But nothing is worth that
You heard that
Copy this story down and hopefully you will learn that
When you have too much in common you could get burned bad
If you are in a safe situation then get give yourself a firm slap
Before it is too late to turn back
Yo that girl she researched
She was always wearing my favorite band's t-shirts
In her mind she was convinced we were meant to be
But in her mind that girl had no sense of identity
[Chorus]
She was a shapeshifter
A shapa shapeshifter
A shapeshifter
I really don't believe this
Shapeshifter shapeshifter
[Verse #2]
She was like the symnbiote in Spider Man 3
She conformed to what I was and brought the worse out of me
She was an alien creature
Like (?)
I was in a battle trying to get this still out of me
I must admit I brought this on myself
About picking girls with questionable mental health
She was crazy and it k**s me inside to admit it
But when I chose her it was the thrill of the ride that did it
And like those rides it was so fun at the beginning
Then there came a loop and I was spinning
Puking and spitting
How long is this ride?
You gotta be kidding!
That's a metaphor
For the type of pain anguish you could be heading for
If you try to (?) met her at the door
You better start running because (?)
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