You stole my bike you stole my Yoshi too You stole my go-cart and I'm coming for you I got my sweats; this sh** is serious now It's time to bring the hammer down down down You got me running, got me sweating my balls The city sky is flying by, but I seen it all The kind of guy to steal a bike ain't got no cla** And now I'm coming for that a** You stole my bike you stole my bike I saw it missing and my heart skipped a beat I saw you riding, now I'm pounding the street I'm Little Mac but now I'm pulling my ace I'm gonna punch you in the face I been running for so long, oh my gosh And I'll never get back all this time that I've lost
I'm at the limits of endurance for sure But I can't take this sh** no more You stole my bike you stole my bike My name is mC:/Sound.wav and I ain't gonna lie I can't stop staring, as hard as I try I see your little bell as you were peddlin' by And I decided that tonight, that I gotta be fly So I snuck up in your yard while you were fast asleep Straight ninja'd out in blackface and a pair of Dickies Ringing your bell, it's such a horrible sight To see me flipping you off as I'm stealing your bike You stole my bike you stole my bike Just give me back my f**ing bike