[Verse 1]
I'm stuck in a wasteland of morons
I lost my chance at paradise
My family's redistricting
And I'll never see my f**ing friends again
Instead, I'm stuck in hierarchy
Where no one's on top
They're just further up from the bottom
[Chorus]
Welcome to Hickville, population me
Forced to a place, gotta see, hear, and believe
That this tumbleweed factory's
What I've got to call home
Timbuktu is too far away
From my real, true home and society
The girls here are too snobby for me
So I jack myself off and cry
[Verse 2]
There's no brawn to these bones
Or sk** beyond brains
So I'm one of those nerd outcasts
Who's so lame
But one of these days, I will stat a f**ing uprising
Your opinions all swayed, and you will start realizing
[Chorus #2]
Welcome to Hickville, population me
Forced to a place, gotta see, hear, and believe
That this tumbleweed factory's
What I've got to call home
Timbuktu is too far away
From my real, true home and society
The girls here are too snobby for me
So I f** myself up and die
[Bridge]
I really need you to exist
I really need you to exist
I really need you to exist
I really need you to exist
I really need an exorcist
I really need an exorcist
I really need an exorcist
Everybody do the twist