Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free
The door is locked, just you and me
Can I take you to a restaurant that's not plastic
You can watch yourself while you are eating
Mirror in the bathroom, just getting started
On a Saturday see me window shopping
Find no interest in the racks and shelves
Just the smiles and reflections of my own true self
Mirror in the bathroom, Mirror in the bathroom
Mirror in the bathroom, cracked out b**h