Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
He won the local lottery and took us out
We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
But that didn't stop me from looking down the barrel
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
I kept the bullet as a souvenir and took it to the knife show
To carve out my name and the date
But it was too heavy to wear around my neck
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
If Kristi k**s me I'll know who told her
We've never kept secrets from each other at all
But luckily it wasn't her favorite pair
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Ray Bouvier made me shoot the shoe
He took us out drinking after he won the local lottery
We put a barricade down the middle of the bed
But the smoke never cleared from the room, not at all
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not
Well, I thought I was thinking but apparently not