There's a town I know called Nevers
No nevers
Never wasn't was what it weren't
When it wasn't once. Knew Nevers
Knew Nevers
Nothing never I'll ever learnt
There's a village I visit, that's Vaguely
Sorta vaguely...
Vaguely!: yes I seem to recall
Though it's unclear, clearly: Vaguely
Very vaguely
Can't say it's been there once and for all
I put back on my overshoes
And got in my Renault
The trips reset so I'm unsure
How far it is to go
But then it hits me (slap):
I've left it off my map
There's a city I saw signed Something
Must be something
Something never quite so defined
So much so how somewhere something
(though some sing)
So to speak's the uncertain kind
In an index looked up Where-it-Was
Exactly where it was
Just in fact to make sure I can't
Set a course straight through to Where-It-Ain't
And Where-It-Ain't:
Ain't gotten to except at a slant
I put on my new black boots
And pack up my citroen
And out of town it huffs and puffs
I set off there alone
And then it hits me (slap):
I've left it off my map
There's a place I pa**ed called Once-Upon-a-Time
Tiny Once-Upon-a-Time
Never wasn't weren't what it was
Set the clock back twice or once upon a time
In Once-Upon-a-Time
Never knew when it wasn't there because