Walk around with a fake smile
And do what the billboards tell me
I need to earn more loyalty points
Or I'm getting voted off the planet
Press your red bu*tons now
You need to all work together
And then betray each other
Because it's gonna make you rich and famous
Talk about how your best friend's a b**h and you get extra
If you drive this car you will get laid along with this style of beer
But remember not to drink and drive or smoke
Be a good christian
Give blood and go to the sales on sundays
We guarantee buying this family PC will save your marriage
And here's a friendly firewall for protection from pedophilia
I cannot stress the importance of brand loyalty enough
Tonight's headlines s** and celebrity blah blah blah
And in other news hundreds die from something in a thirld world country
We can't work out how to exploit money from
Nothing to pay for a year
Nothing's sacred and s** is everything
If god had fake tits and a fast car we'd all buy in
God's away on business..
How long will we believe in a light so dim?
Time is all we have