The holy grail of self-improvement
has become a religious movement.
The modern preoccupation with fitness
is one to which I don't bear witness.
I'm giving up jogging, I'm going to lie in bed instead.
I'm putting my feet up, I've got a box of chocs to eat up.
Don't like getting hot or sweating.
I like flair but I think it's fair.
Jane Fonda leaves me cold, I fear, Rubens had the right idea.
I simply won't exercise, anyone who tries to make me can go away.