Pa**ives talk about Nasus
Got a pimp cane with a Q I'll stack it
Don't I got swag, I'm the new yellow flash
Hit 'em with a R shield, taunt, shadow dash
Infinate scales like a million fish
Join a Ranked game ban Ka** or Fizz
You don't wanna duel with the cool blue pick
I'll double tap E, make a play with 2 tricks
2G it's on, I done picked Hecarim
What he gonna build? Move speed piston
Step up to the 3-point line with a bomb on a timer
Kobe Ziggs fade away shot *bomb*
Now that's a Jinx I ain't willing to break
See the jukes? I should be the star of MVP
And that's real, no fake, wanna see I.D.?
You gonna need a better disguise for my Blitzcrank
I got stacks on stacks on stacks on Kha'Z
Nidalee spears that's a no scope pa**
Critplank AP d**hfire Grasp
You can build a cannon I'll break your gla**
Where's Grag with his jungling a**?
I don't wanna fight him or a fat a** Jax
You got a better plan? Better get a Kayle on that
Never know what kinda throws are gonna make him collapse
Like Riven I'mma hop to the beat of the drum
Put the team in a daze from the heat of the sun
The bigger the gun the bigger the Graves
Did you get it? I'mma be the URF of the team
I'm missing
Then I'll pop up at ya back door full fore kickin'
Where he come from? Got the whole team livid
Yeah you got baron, but I got two inhibs
Draw the team out, now it's GG winions
Stacks, too stronk
Spears, too stronk
Move speed, too stronk
Trolls, too stronk
Jukes, too stronk
Mushrooms, too stronk
Rod of ages, (too stronk) I'm giving zero f***s
I am too stronk
Stacks, too stronk
Spears, too stronk
Move speed, too stronk
Trolls, too stronk
Jukes, too stronk
Mushrooms, too stronk
Rod of ages, too stronk
I'm giving zero f***s
I am too stronk
Sup I ganked you bro
This stronk guys delivers
Burst into flames just like my bear Tibbers
Too stronk, I'll cut through just like Ashe's arrow
Lead my whole team like Captain Siv Sparrow
Unstoppable, improbable that you can stop our roll
Kennen's d**h ball shocking up electroCute you all
Come appease me 'cus frequently I'm steamrolling
And I make it look easy
We don't really care about your LoL definitions
Play and hero in any old position
AP Miss Fortune
Counter bruiser Lux bruiser
When you get as stronk as us we'll redifine
What really s**s
Until then it's training try to envision
Playing with us in the Diamond division
One little thing that you need to adere
We're too stronk for you
So you'll never get near
Stacks, too stronk
Spears, too stronk
Move speed, too stronk
Trolls, too stronk
Jukes, too stronk
Mushrooms, too stronk
Rod of ages, too stronk
I'm giving zero f***s
I am too stronk