Jarvan IV:
I'm dropping Cataclysms on you
Yes, I'm pulling the lever
It's Jarvan 4 & Team Demacia
Now and forever
I'm like the Bad News Baron
And my spear is the courier
I'm wrecking hundreds of you scrubs
Like I'm a Dynasty Warrior
You think I'm giving this my all?
I just aggressively taunt
The way I zoom across the battle
f**ers think I'm LeBlanc
You better get my plate number
I'm a speedy Jar Van
I hope you like goat horns
'Cus you're about to get rammed
Pantheon:
Face me you cowards
Take your final breath
I'm the closest thing you're getting
To an honorable d**h
This battle is a toss up
Just like Janna's twisters
Hitting high like the screaming
When I'm spearing your sisters
d**h from the skies
Like imperial dreadnaughts
Down faster than your testicles
The Pantheon man drop
I'll knock you out the park
Like my last name is Buckner
Circle on the ground
Coming in motherf**er
Rumble:
If on my turf noobs happen to tumble
Then look out scrub lords 'cause here comes Rumble
I can jump onto white base Knee high to thrusters
Drop rockets down like my name is Gunbuster
I can kick it with palm trees or trade with my enemy
It's guaranteed you fools will become my stardust memory
I get drunk off the battle
Just slaughter 'til I vomit
'Cause my vacation is over
Time to meet the Red Comet
Heimerdinger:
They say for turrets
One needn't any sk**
But my snowball cannons
They really think you need to chill
If you believe that lightning
Can never strike twice
I've got a few missiles on me
That will help you break the ice
I'm plowing all you scrubs
I'm shoveling the lane
Just hope I don't get a Mejai's
Cause my snowball's insane
I always stay frosty
I'm the scientific hero
You worms are going spineless
Because I'm your Sub Zero
Ahri:
Playtime's over
Ahri's gonna wreck ya
And stagger you like hiccups
There's a birthday today?
'Cus all your cakes are getting lit up
Popstar occupation
Diva is my title
I make you bow and worship me
That's why I'm called an idol
I'm here to outfox the nation
With magic penetration
I'm live on every station
It's this Girl's Generation
You fans and freaks alike
Provide this Goddess with her funds
And when you're worthless
I devour Devil Devil Run Run
Brand:
Millions of minions are dying in flames
Infernal avarice leaves me craving your brains
If Alistar steps up then he won't see tomorrow
Like George A. Romero k**s Guillermo del Toro
My hunger burns endless, on you I shall feast
Cho'Gath looks anemic when he stands near the superbeast
Outside don't count, it's what inside your head
One step in my direction you'll be Walking Dead