Fiddle's coming to your lane, humming as he goes
Grabbing Kog'Maw by the reins, he's running way too slow
You can't wait to see what party he will throw
Jax is feeling breezy making angels in the snow
Gragas takes a leak, drawing barrels just below
And snowman Heimer's putting on a show
It's just that time of year, we're dancing 'round Maokai
Cho and Teemo skipping hand in hand
It's just that time of year, hear the yordles cheer
Every smile's a gift
It's snowing in Summoner's Rift
Mao is decorated feeling happy as can be
No one wants to fight him, he is just a Christmas tree
And Brand is watching Die Hard on TV
Sona playing carols, and Lulu placing wards
Teemo opens presents, he got a B.F. Sword!
All are merry no one's feeling bored
It's just that time of year, we're dancing 'round Maokai
Cho and Teemo skipping hand in hand
It's just that time of year, hear the yordles cheer
Every smile's a gift
Swain:
Stop this nonsense!
I will not stop fighting!
And I'm gonna make you obey!
I'm gonna rip the joy out of you!
By taking Christmas away!
Fools!
All year long we fight
We bite and stab and smite
Soon we'll head back to the fray
But not on Christmas day!
It's just that time of year, we're dancing 'round Maokai
Cho and Teemo skipping hand in hand
It's just that time of year, hear the yordles cheer
Every smile's a gift