Hi, I'm lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you
Fairie's on my shoulder he can't wait to make
You meat too (That tasted purple)
Dispense with the formalities and schemes
You may be contemplating
Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating
By the pricking of my thumb
Something wicked this way comes
Boys see me and get wild growth (Hugify)
Just one look and up we go
Muggles always on my wand bit of whimsy and they'll be gone
And what we did with my magic stick don't remember I'll send you pix
Not quite the common lady but just maybe you can get to know me
Shielding all these carries staying wary just to keep you going
They know I'm the dom and stay submissive to this magic master
Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy 'till you can't spell "caster"
Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder
Fend against these dark arts all you want but you're no harry potter
Pick a lane to face me tilting baby it just doesn't matter
Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like "abra cadaver"
The mobile warrior is back commence the drillin' and k**in'
These villains illing and feeling the robot wrath that I'm willing I've reached the ceiling
But not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling
I'm at my threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling
Its time to go! cause when my armour's steady and ready
I'm gonna lay a beat down and one you won't be forgetting
Tristy's my soul and though I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laser beak and Rumble's still such a savage
(This'll be a blast!)
Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel
I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger though he thinks I'm the ha**le
But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance
Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the worlds gonna hear it
Its time to boot up the show
The fuse is ready to blow
Fallout from my mega-bomb
Its dropping nuclear glow
I hope you've got enough room
Because you can't flee the doom
Like Marvin Martian i just wonna hear this world go 'kaboom'
I might be talking Looney Tunes but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian
My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you
When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape
I see you here and there and there well you're all over the place
The major League competitor because i throw like its madden
And then i use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin
And i don't need a Jasmine i just need you to be gone
I can show you the world
When i drop this magic carpet bomb!
Its no surprise that I'm breaking the ice
Look I'm just here so i don't get fined the past and present
You can link it to I my temperament rise
Gla** cannon as a dorf until you see the ganon surprise
Check it, shifting the flow the 2 for 1 package is coming back like It's a boomerang throw
Watch how i glow up into yorkage with the beast inside the gnaruto
Identity crisis splice up the flavour experimental build feel like I'm stitch
A gentleman's savage mischief admist digivolutuion from rookie to switch
When your team games distorted and synergy gets contorted
Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it
I evolve into a god like zilla no point in hiding I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath
When the boulders get to flying your stones hardly defiant
Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter when feeding this Dino giant
Anger potent Hi I'm hogan Gnar
Cross me and I'll throw you far
Prehistoric cyber Franky little foots with bulky arms
Manners isn't made for Gnar banner Hulk is who I are
Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park
From Diddy Kong to the might Grodd
Hit gear 4 then i crush them all jumping crushing stopping going hard is never going far this war Yordles paradise y'all
And they call me Gnar!
I've got a mighty tantrum inducing rage all day when despair sets in you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy
"so sad and lorn the helpless lad" I heard them say
From behind my back but I guess that is who I've be come today
Cryin' to your Mummy she ain't comin' ain't it funny
Stepin' in to team fights about to make the money
Throwin' out that bandage toss I'm looking for some new friends
Okay where are we going?
Aww wait hey no come back
You don't wanna play with me?
Then I guess it's time for a hug attack
Tearin' through this Brush with my Hunter's Machete (uh)
2 health pots and a warding totem at the ready
My tears don't fall no they crash all around me
Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy
Coming out the jungle and I'm still looking for new friends
Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again?
Amumu the mummy immortal master of misery
With all my cc I'll make us friends for eternity!
Enough this display is highly repulsive
And frankly far too ego indulgent
This misappliance of science indeed must retire
But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire
I am the H-E-I-M-E-R-D-I-N-G-E-R
End all
Be all
Inventor experimenter professor data processor
Embodiment of accomplishment but you can call me god
I created the rap game
On that level you can't obtain
Turrets in place rockets to the face
Number 1 stunner with a shock grenade
I see you heading back to base mid is conquered
Journal entry title for today "raise your dongers"
Even though you scream and you blaspheme
I'm more than I seem
More than a meme
Remember kids Donger is king
My reading's aren't light
My afro is tight
Say my name You're god dong right!
Kennen master ninja a hero of the storm
I am here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm
And with the shimmering shadow you're gonna feel the raikiri
An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me
Thunder Drop is in the zone
Smite you down and send you on
Blitzkrieg in the middle lane mark you till you feel the pain
Stopping dead within your tracks then you hear the thunder crack
Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin you're in the dust I'm the wind
Flash of League of Legends yordle Zeus is what they're calling me
The tesla coils around the team 'till they form a dichotomy
The lightning Blast lobotomy this homicidal side of me conflicting
With the notion that I got my medical degree
No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene
An artist with a shuriken or scalpel all the same to me
Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya'
Bandle City's got it's heroes this one's for Ionia!
(Oh little heroes... how quickly you fall)
Kneel before the rod I am the hand of desecration
My will is the force that shall undo creation
Impeded by you weakling such nerve, such gall
Valoran at my hand? now that's thinking too small
Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds
As they curl and unfurl binding lights in a swirl
Clad in darkness so distant so vast and destructive
A cluster of stars that bend to my instructions
Take it to the galaxy you won't last long
Blowing up the planet like you're on krypton
Generating mana q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage suddenly you're gone
E now you're standing in my sight
R losing half your life
Nowhere left to run when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to 1 W goodnight
Ever so suddenly you are cowering up to me
Chaotic supremacy no AD for this entropy
Such a thrill when this fire's ignited
Watching you divided never been so excited!
(Is that a rocket in your pocket?)
Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield
So head to my bottom lane won't you tell me how you really feel?
You're just another target you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon
Hit you with the timer then i rocket so we get together
Fire 'till explosion then I'm out I guess I'll call you never
Next time that you know you're up at home feeling a little mad
But tilting last forever sorry babe you're just a one night-stand!
Captain Teemo I'm armed and ready
I'm the poisonous pest the you've all been dreading
Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you
You run but I'll find you leave presents inside you
Back up I'm here to carry the team on my back
When its clear nobody can match up
Like prince when purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up
But here i stand a Yordle's holding your life in his hands
One dart and you're back to the stands
All those best laid plans fall to the sand
When there's no kryptonite for this superman
Omega squad say hello to the new god
My dark side is too raw but war is just what I live for
I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouth that keeps running
Toxic or nothing pestilence runneth famine I hunger and for d**h I cometh
Apocolips arives taking no sides but Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5 who pray to survive but none of them leave here alive
Shroom's for you all in the room
This is your tomb while my dominance will resume
Say your farewells
If Teemo is Satan I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into Elo-hell!