Grapple down the scaffolding like Ha**elhoff dismantling
The greasy mantle pieces and the cheesiest diseases…
Mangling a cheeseburger while rolling in your feces
I'm a hairy, old Khaleesi, draggin' a**, draggin' on
Overacting after all the audience is gone
And repeating
I used to catch that beating in the station wagon seating
When my old man got that feeling
I got in some trouble, trouble wrapped up in a baggie
I'll get you high and nekkid if you let me have your aggie
Humpin up the Himalayas, saying someone's sh**ty prayers
Crime is closing in, this time the grime is piling up in layers
All these players are just kids. I wonder where the grown-ups is
Flapping lips, shiny scalps, jealous looks at ugly whelps
And I'm shrinking. my self control is smitten
Stinkin as I care less and less about the ending
Baby, I just wanted to be lazy
I only became a man because this ugly body made me
Now I'm feeling faded and I'm fading
It's degrading
And I hate it