Do the Krippler, it's the latest dance
Do the Krippler, come on and take a chance
Do the Krippler, it's the thing to do
If you're into pain I've got something for you
Do the Krippler, I'll show you how it goes
Bring your knee up, break your partner's nose
Kick his teeth in, break an arm and leg
Do the Krippler, on your partner's head
Wobble to the left, stagger to the right
Everybody's dancing as they might
The bigger they are the harder they fall
So dropkick your partner through the wall
Do the Krippler, it's the latest dance
Do the Krippler, come on and take a chance
Do the Krippler, it's the thing to do
If you're into pain I've got something for you
Do the Krippler, I'll show you how it goes
Bring your knee up, break your partner's nose
Kick his teeth in, break an arm and leg
Do the Krippler, on your partner's head
Forearm jabs, Tomahawk chops
Kick him in the groin as he drops
Use your head to dish out bu*ts
But watch you don't slip on the blood and guts
Do the Krippler, it's the latest dance
Do the Krippler, come on and take a chance
Do the Krippler, it's the thing to do
If you're into pain I've got something for you
Do the Krippler, I'll show you how it goes
Bring your knee up, break your partner's nose
Kick his teeth in, break an arm and leg
Do the Krippler, on your partner's head
You haven't lived until you've seen
Someone try to dance with a ruptured spleen
Do the Krippler, it's the latest dance
Do the Krippler, come on and take a chance
Do the Krippler, it's the thing to do
If you're into pain I've got something for you
Do the Krippler, I'll show you how it goes
Bring your knee up, break your partner's nose
Kick his teeth in, break an arm and leg
Do the Krippler, on your partner's head