I could be a tulip, I could be a man
The only way of knowing is to catch me if you can
You can suppose what you want to suppose
But I'm a sweet transvestite with a broken nose
I've got to be royalty, my blood must be blue
I'm king of the ring and queen of it too
Have you ever seen muscles on a rose?
I'm just a sweet transvestite with a broken nose
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I'll kiss you or I'll kick you that's what I like the best
I'm as tough as Marciano and as s**y as Mae West
As cute as Shirley Temple, as fast as Bruce Lee
I could k** a man, eventually
I'm a poison peaco*k, an atomic bu*terfly
You better give me room or kiss your teeth goodbye
I hate Joan Collins but love her taste in clothes
I'm a sweet transvestite with a broken nose
I can be cruel, I can be kind
A butch or a b**h, can't make up my mind
I could have a shave while varnishing my toes
I'm just a sweet transvestite with a broken nose
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I love chains, leather and lace
A Neanderthal man with an angel's face
Metal-studied undies, G-strings with bows
I'm a sweet transvestite with a broken nose
If you're a he she or it better answer my calls
I'm like King Kong with lipstick, Fay Wray with balls
I wear mink and sable when the cold wind blows
Cause I'm a sweet transvestite with a broken nose