Its a dirtydirtydirty song
Write it down, won't take you long
A priceless little monologue
With priceless little dialogue
I really need to see you now
Here tonight i dont know how
..long i'll take to get it on
But girl i need to get it on
When you've had hardcore
You can't have soft-core
When you've had triple xxx
You can't have nothing else
Oh, images upon the screen
Obtuse, acute or just obscene
Sell it to the people while
The ladies sweat the boys still smile
A dirtydirtydirty song
Can't you tell the right from wrong
A dirtydirtydirty song
The fever grips me all night long
When you've had hardcore
You can't have soft-core
When you've had triple xxx
You can't have nothing else
Oh girl im sick of watching this sh** from 3am till 4am each day
I can't believe the evil scenes that have become our evil ways
Now dont you touch the humble TV we're staying in and its staying on
Oh see these girls just sweet 16 but they f*ck like theyre 21
When you've had hardcore
You can't have soft-core
When you've had triple xxx
You can't have oh
Nothing else