Dog dog, cat cat
Example with the chat, yo
[Bridge]
When we first meet, we were both in sync
Like two birds of a feather
As time went by, I didn't know why
But it wasn't gonna last forever
There was something not right between us
And I knew that day would come
See - I'm a dog man, she's a cat girl
And that don't go together
[Verse 1]
She was a pretty feline with world to the beeline
She gave a little purr when I said "would you be mine?"
That was back then, I just had to rewind
Cause now it's sorta gone on the decline
She finds hair on her towels, footprints on the carpet
I finish all my dinners when she's only just started
And all she does is sleep on the sofa
So our honeymoon period's over
[Hook]
Get your arse out of bed, take your p**ycat too
Just do what I said, take your p**ycat too
Take your kitty litter and your p**ycat too
Who you think girl? I'm looking at you
[Bridge]
You see the pressure from your friends to look clichée
You just play licky-licky with your paws all day
You make everybody work for your loyalty
You ain't royalty (you pretender)
Yes, you're slender, yes your eyes are begiling
But once in a while then you should try smiling
Maybe try some exercise
Why sit about? You don't get nine lives
I know I've got a couple of cracks in my armour
I'm barking out loud at this unwanted drama
But half of the time it's just bad karma
There's no preventing the tension (no)
They say opposites attract, a reliable thesis
But that is not a fact when you're different species
I can't stop sneezing, the acres of seasons
I'm allergic to you - how's that for a reason?
[Hook x2]
[Link x2]
You're gonna bark all day, doggy, all you gonna bite?
You really wanna know if I put up a fight?
I won't, I'm gentle as much as you're mental
We'll see how long you wanna live with me in a kennel
[Hook x2]
[Bridge]