Military man goes to war in the sand
And he goes "Ahh-ah! Ahh-ah!"
Marrying a girl that he can't understand
And she say "Oh no! Oh no!"
He don't know where to stand in the chain of command
Getting nervous and already Uncle Sam is a big fan
Ahh! Ahh!
Military man gets his meat from a can
And he say "Alright! Alright!"
He his a driver of a weapons van
And he goes "Oh-oh! Oh-oh!"
He's got only one plan and there's blood on his hands
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man
Wahahahah! Waa-oh!
There's a Korean who*e [?] in his Mai Tai
He'd like to play a little game, and that's "do she live or do she die" [?]
Do she die [x5]
Ahh!
Military man plays a freedom jam
And he say "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"
k**ing guys is sweeter than marzipan
"Alright! Alright!"
He gonna give you a napalm tan
If sees you reading the Quran
Military man