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Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change
Coupons out, cigarettes smoked down to the bu*t,
Is this what dreams are made
Adding up subtracting down you find
Yourself s**ing the rind
Dying degree, graying amie
Final payment made - had you forgot?
The rightful owner of one deluxe cemetery plot
Paisley satin lined how apprapoe
What a better way to go
Dying degree, graying amie
No more eating crumbs
When my pension finally comes
You kids won't eat mush anymore 'round me
Dying degree, graying amie