Ok so this is the thing
Even though I lived in Portland, Oregon for 15 years and this will always be my home
My mom pa**ed away last year, over in Beaverton
She's from the deep south and she will kick my a** if I was rude or impolite to ladies
So on any other given night I will introduce myself to each and one of you and ask you your names
But tonight I don't really care
Because tonight all their names are Jenny