When'd anybody ever jump on your head?
Well they said I was wrong and they jumped on my head
All of them did
Why'd everybody make a lump on your head?
Mmm, word gets out, there's a party
Who all said you gotta eat that bug?
Well they said if I was wrong, I'd have to eat a bug
That big fat juicy bug
Mmm, I'll eat it
And I'll like it
When'd anybody ram a yam up your bu*t?
Well they said I was wrong, they jump on my head, they made me eat a bug and then they took a big yam like this and they
Lock him up lock him up lock him up
I ain't afraid of you
If you still ain't had enough
Heinrich has an ice pick
To take the brain out from your head
And poke it with his broomstick
Mention that to Little Joe
The ba*tard was his maker
In the steamy black of night
When k**ers wasn't fakers
Any time you dig a hole
Eat your favorite marble
Check the house for mice and then
Make Junior read his bible