[Intro] He's like a white Busta Rhymes Shouts out to AssPizza though Gordon Ramsey, Gordon Ramsey [Verse 1: Lil Toast] In the kitchen master chefin' like I'm Gordon Ramsey And I'm whippin' up a brick I serve it in a ramekin You a opp for a reason, no it ain't random Took your girl for a ransom, in my phantom (Sorry) I took her to my mansion in the Hamptons (Sike) She made my song an anthem cause I'm handsome (I'm pretty) I got a lot of cannons, imma blast 'em (Boom!) I got a lotta goals and a lotta magnums (Sex) And I'm makin up a brick I drop it off like Santa (Merry Christmas) And I got hella pink I pour it in my phantom (Lean) And I'm drivin real fast like Princess Diana (Crash) And I got a lot of work, call me Toast Montana Hit the homerun like Ervin Santana (Homerun) I got a new car, sh** is panoramic My life like a movie boy I'm cinematic n***a you ain't want no action you just problematic [Chorus] Gordon Ramsey, Gordon Ramsey 5 Star Kitchen like I'm Gordon Ramsey Gordon Ramsey, I'm like Gordon Ramsey All up in the kitchen like I'm Gordon Ramsey 5 star brick man I'm hella fancy I'm gonna judge you boy like I'm Gordon Ramsey Yo b**h high in the kitchen and she dirty dancin' (Kevin Bacon) And I got a lotta green like the Green Lantern [Verse 2: Lil Toast] I'm playin with the keys like a f**in' lanyard n***a I ain't Kanye West but I got the answer (Sway)
n***a I ain't Vin Diesel but my car is faster n***as on the come up like a f**in' ladder Gordon Ramsey up in London hit Paris right after I'm sh**tin' on you n***as, where the f** my manners? (oops) Wait, you a f** n***a so it don't matter Ay, got a lotta dates like a f**in' planner I take him out to dinner then back to the standard (hotel) I get a lot of brain like that b**h from Stanford If you hanging with the opps thats a health hazard Catch you walking down the street I hit you with a hammer [Bridge] Gordon Ramsey, Gordon Ramsey Wait you in the kitchen like you Gordon Ramsey? Gordon Ramsey, I said Gordon Ramsey n***a who? n***a Gordon Ramsey! [Verse 3: Eskay] I'm cookin your b**h like an egg, got a gun so I'm duckin the feds I'm poppin the pills cause I stress like a ??? cause I'm close to the edge Well my n***a Toast gettin bread, your b**h is a ho she give head I f** till she numb in her legs, f** till I'm breakin her bed Buy me a cook book, but I don't need it I master chef Fashion immaculate, b**h it don't matter how I dress Rap game propane, your sh** easy bake oven I'm f**in her cousin, I'm f**in her mother Hit it from the back like a hashtag, no been trill Got goons on standby wait for me to say k** f**in with my bro ??? cause a n***a too real f**in with my n***a AssPizza cause he got no chill God damnit! [Hook]