Woke up this morning on the beach
Started walking, it's my regular routine
I was on the search for some diamonds
Let me tell you just what I've seen
I saw...
A castle with a view
Fields of bamboo
Guy from Kung Fu
A giant screw
A kangaroo
Some chicken stew
And the woman who lived in a shoe
I saw...
A white whale
The holy grail
Pirate ships without a sail
Air mail
Volcano fail
Pyramids not to scale
And some things I should not go into detail
You never know what you will find
Shaping a world that's in your mind
See for yourself and walk with me
A world of wonder, a land of beauty
Across the mountains and over the sea
But I still haven't found any diamonds
I've been walking around for miles
Still no diamonds to be found
Maybe I should look underground
I started digging a hole
Drilling through dirt, then I fell through
Landed in some water
What have I gotten myself into?
I saw...
Lava lake near the core
Kratos from God of War
Mushroom spore
Liquor store
Statue of dumbledore
Wooden shed with a bed
Spiders and the undead
Arrowhead
Loaf of bread
Giant spool of golden thread
I saw a sparkle in the dark
I put my axe right through that mark
At last found me some diamonds
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!