Leonidas
Spartans, hoo, let's start this, hoo
Show this petty officer whose the hardest
The biggest mistake that you've ever made
I'll toss you like a frag grenade
I'll stomp you in the face, with my sandals enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers
Jerking off to games, giving themselves first-person shooters
Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder
You're in my hood now, chief, this is Sparta
Master Chief
Not so fast, Cortana says your Greek so why don't you stick these lyrics up your a**
They built a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be
Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell "MC"
While you and your companions were all camping in the canyon
Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon
They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly
You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly
Leonidas
Ha, I've had better battles with my six-year-old son
I don't need fire power when I'm rocking these guns
I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space
I would look you in the eyes, but your to much of a b**h to show your face
Master Chief
Got a bad case of no shirt, there, Fabio Flintstone
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome
300 a**es need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton.
So why don't you quit your b**hin', my trigger finger's itchin'