EpicLLOYD
This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive
I will beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro
But for now just stick to editing that gay a** Monday Show
I'll slaughter your watercolor unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast
Then leak to YouTube, your middle name is Alexis
I can tell your scared just by them body language I'm reading
Look, your hairline's already retreating
Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two sh**s
Everyone knows your page is just the place where rap battles live
Dude, your really huge on YouTube, you got a great career
But remember, you got famous off of my idea
Nice Peter
The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys
Look at you or let me just tell you what I see
Your a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me
I drew a moustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler
Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler
You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick
You and Bill O'Reilly can both s** my dick
EpicLLOYD
You're taller than I am but you look up to me
The guy who got you your first job in comedy
Nice Peter
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus
You've got as much music talent as Chuck f**ing Norris
EpicLLOYD
You? A musician? That's kind of stretching
You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression
Nice Peter
You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from
It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum
EpicLLOYD
I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks
You were nothing before you rode up on Ka**em G's jock
Nice Peter
Man, you don't even have to say that kind of sh**
f** the rap battles and you, I quit
Ka**em G
Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles
Pete, you're gonna make them bigger, you're gonna make them better
You're gonna put them on a different channel
Nice Peter
I guess we could make, like, a second season
Ka**em G
Yes, exactly, and you, what's your name? I wanna say Todd
EpicLLOYD
Lloyd
Ka**em G
You should make a YouTube page.
Epic Lloyd
I have one
Ka**em G
Right