To best enjoy this album, sit 48 feet away from quality speakers
Create a triangle with your head in those speakers
Do not turn down your mids
Clean your ears
Sit on something with back support
Wear loose fitting clothing
Avoid overhead lighting
Close your eyes
To best understand the material
Work part time
Make less than $20,000 a year
Grow your hair out
Live under constant threat of eviction
Wait until your bills arrive and pick envelopes before paying them
Have a pregnancy scare
Have highly personal and easily misunderstood goals
Maintain a healthy body weight
Always have a scheme or a poorly thought out plan
Wake after nine but before noon
Have roommates regardless of your age
Be a success s**ually but remember your failures
Understand the world wasn't made for you
Understand your parents are just people and be nice unless they unmarry
Understand s**ual partners know you better than your friends and treat them warmly
Have definite opinions but understand the world does not care
Judge people on how they will feature in D&D campaign
Love animals
Do not treat retarded people like lepers
Really don't treat lepers like lepers
Be kind to people
Listen to Renee and Angela
Do not be afraid of other people's opinions
Understand art has a context and don't dismiss things outright
Don't resent people with money. don't be married
Do not have children
Avoid hard d**, they make you talk too loud and that's annoying
Understand people have the right to be tasteless
Approach doors with confidence and not fear
Attach yourself to people who are funny, distance yourself from uptight squares
Embrace the media
Try new things