Rhodes A very distinguished young girl Very learned of the world I was trying to impress As I spilled coffee all over her dress. She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud And what did she say? She smiled and calmly said 'I've never experienced, only read' I said: 'I'm sorry about that' As I pulled up a chair and sat on her hat. She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud. Invited me to dinner I was a half an hour late Had a wonderful meal and I hardly ate Then washed the dishes and I broke every plate
Couldn't understand it when I asked her for a date. She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud. And when it was time to leave She violently tugged at my sleeve And whispered soft in my ear Something that I didn't want to hear. She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud. I want to see her again I said With sweaty palms and her face turned red 'Why are you so nervous of me?' - she asked With her reply I nearly collapsed. She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud.