Rhodes
A very distinguished young girl
Very learned of the world
I was trying to impress
As I spilled coffee all over her dress.
She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud
And what did she say?
She smiled and calmly said
'I've never experienced, only read'
I said: 'I'm sorry about that'
As I pulled up a chair and sat on her hat.
She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud.
Invited me to dinner I was a half an hour late
Had a wonderful meal and I hardly ate
Then washed the dishes and I broke every plate
Couldn't understand it when I asked her for a date.
She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud.
And when it was time to leave
She violently tugged at my sleeve
And whispered soft in my ear
Something that I didn't want to hear.
She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud.
I want to see her again I said
With sweaty palms and her face turned red
'Why are you so nervous of me?' - she asked
With her reply I nearly collapsed.
She laughed loud, she laughed loud, she laughed loud.