Chorus:
People Say that im a bad influence
i say the worlds already f*cked im just addin to it
they say im suicidal teenagers newest idol
come on!
do as i do
go ahead get mad and do it
People Say that im a bad influence
i say the worlds already f*cked im just addin to it
they say im suicidal teenagers newest idol
come on!
do as i do
go ahead get mad and do it
(just pull the plug)
Hand me an 8 beam me up and land me in space
i'ma sit on top of the world and sh** on brandy and mase
im more then ill scarier then a white journalist in a room with lauryn hill
human horror film
but with a lot funnier plot and people who feel me cuz i'ma still be the mad rapper weather i got money or not as long as im on pills and i got plenty of pot i'll be in a cannoe paddling making fun of your yatch
but i would like an award for the best rapper to get one mic and a source
and a woredrobe i can afford otherwise i might just send up
"pack striking at ford" and you wonder what the f*ck i need more vicoden for
everybody's pissing me off even a No Limit tank looks like a middle finger sideways flipping me off
no sh** im in grave danger to my health why else would i k** you then jump in a grave and bury myself
Course
im the illest rapper to hold the "cordless" patroling corners looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
im meaner in action then "rosco" beating james "star" Sr. across the back with vaccuum cleaner attachments
i grew up in a wild hood as a hazardous youth with a f*cked up childhood that i use as an excuse and ain't sh** changed i kept the same mindstate
since the 3rd time i failed 9th grade
you probably think im a negative person dont be so sure of it i dont promote violence i just encourage it i laugh at the sight of d**h as i fall down a cement flight of steps and land aside a bed of spider webs
so throw caution to the wind you and a friend can jump off of a bridge and if you live do it again (sh**) why not blow your brain out im blowing mine out f*ck it you only live once you might as well die now [just let it go]
Course
my laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and co*k it back
And let it go until your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
to sew you back and be a waste of stitches
I'm not a Role Model, I don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business
And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off
Where the f*ck were you when Gil was payin me to dishwash
I make a couple statements and now look how crazy sh** got
You made me get a bigger attitude than 80 Kim scotts
And she almost got the same fate that Grady's b*tch got
I know that Just the Two of Us would make you hate me this much
And Just the Two of Us
That ain't got sh** to do with us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic.
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig
But the funny sh** is that I still go with the b*tch