[Intro: Mark Avery]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart and suddenly his conscience comes into play
[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]
Alright stop, now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your mothaf**in' conscience!
[Eminem]
That's nonsense
Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your Aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns!
[Eminem]
f** that, do that sh**, shoot that b**h
Can you afford to blow this sh**, are you that rich?
Why you give a f** if she dies? Are you that b**h?
Do you really think she gives a f** if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this sh**, drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre, I don't like yo attitude)
[Hook]
These voices, these voices, I hear them
And when they talk, I follow, I follow
I follow, I follow all these voices
[Interlude: Mark Avery]
Meet Stan, 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play
[Verse 2: Eminem & (Dr. Dre)]
Now listen to me, while you're kissing her cheek
And smearing her lipstick, slip this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b**h's earlobe
(Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
f** this b**h right here on the spot, bare
'til she pa**es out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie, Kids?)
No but I seen the p**no with Sun Doobiest!
(sh**, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man, f** that, hit that sh** raw dog and bail
[Hook]
[Interlude: Mark Avery]
Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man (What the f**?)
[Verse 3: Dr. Dre & (Eminem)]
Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing
(f** that sh**, you just caught this b**h cheating
While you at work she's with some dude trying to get off
f** slitting her throat, cut this b**h's head off!)
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this sh**?
(What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?)
Alright, Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem & (Dr. Dre)]
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
(What you say?) What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
(I'ma k** you, mothaf**a!) Uhh-ahh, temper, temper
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
Coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way
How in the f** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that, aw f** it, what am I saying?
Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?