[Intro]
Eminem
Slim Shady
(?)in Detroit
(?)with DJ Yooter, Dirty dozen sh**
[Verse]
Distorted, ordered by the court to be aborted
Snorted, right before these vocals were recorded
Morbid, too perverted
Stay alerted
Went to the club, murdered the first s*ut that flirted
Deserted, abandoned by my mama and it hurted
The worst nut my daddy ever squirted
Screamin, cussin, buzzin when I'm bustin, open sores pussin
I need another dose of Robitussin
Fussin over nothing
An army couldn't calm me
b**hing like a lady
Shady like a palm tree
What the f** you call me, who you calling soft?
I'm still fresher than you and b**h I'm fallin off
I'm horny, and corny girls won't even cross my path
I'm so dirty, I don't even wash my a**
Never took a shower, cower from a scower
Prowler, clean your house out in half an hour
What's your flavor, how you want it, ripe or sour?
Rifle power
Snipe you from the Eiffel Tower
Too much weed, I'm bout to malfunction
Style's drunken, carjacking Al Duncan
Slim Shady, peace