[Bizarre]
We got something for the b**hes
[Intro: Eminem]
These b**hes always be all, giggling and sh**
But they get mad when their favorite song don't come on in the club
Catch an attitude and sh**
So we got one for them, it goes like this
[Verse 1: Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear it, here it goes
A little something you probably won't hear on your radios
So when it comes on in the club it's one that everyone knows
And if I'm talking too fast it just means you're listening too slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe you'll catch up, b**h
Ju jah jah jah dah du ju jah, you just made me mess up, b**h
Blibiri babiler blabber, it don't matter, I'm just blabbering
Like you understand what I'm saying anyway
I'm just traveling in one ear and I'm out the other
You're so f**ing drunk all you hear is the beat b-b-beat
I could be saying anything, just get your a** on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that a** like a who*e
[Hook: Eminem and Kon Artis]
Yeah, I'm talking to you, b**h
Get up and dance, b**h
Wiggle that a**, b**h
Yeah that's it, b**h
Yeah, I called you a b**h, b**h
What you going to do about it b**h
Sit there and cry like a little b**h, b**h
Get up and dance b**h
Wiggle that a** b**h
You little trash, b**h
Yeah, that's it
Yeah, I called you a trash, b**h
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, b**h
[Verse 2: Swifty]
Tell me that it ain't no hanging and f** calling home
Until you look at me, before you answer the phone
When I flee, your a** can get naked and be as free
As you wanna be freak, but I'm taking the key with me
You ain't gonna get sh**, so don't even ask
Disrespect my wishes b**h I'll beat your a**
Watch me coming home full, eating half of your doggy bag
And I leave laughing, while you calling me on the rag
I'm the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already switched
Your a** ain't even riding with Swift unless you're hoeing
When I'm done, I'll throw you out and ask you where you going
[Verse 3: Bizarre]
Ho ain't the only thing you call a girl
s*ut, Tramp
(Oh, how you doing, Sheryl)
Ever since I was eight I been starting to hate
I said f** the hoes and started eating cheesecake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberries and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait (Bizzy!)
Okay back to the b**hes, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches, a f**ing half Indian chick, s**ed my dick
This time tomorrow, I won't remember sh**
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they ain't now and laters, b**h
[Hook]
[Skit]
[Kon Artis] Hey, baby, what's up with you
[Dina Rae] Hey
[Kuniva] Ayo, your man here with you
[Dina Rae] Nope
[Kuniva] Nah, you single, I can tell
[Kon Artis] You came with them hoes, didn't you
[Dina Rae] Huh
[Kuniva] No, he meant friends girl, excuse him, it's the liquor
[Dina Rae] Hahahaha
[Kon Artis] Ayo, let's get this party cracking these b**hes ain't got n***a's
[Kuniva] Damn, now you know he didn't mean that
[Dina Rae] Come on, you seen that
[Kon Artis] She all whining and sh**, get this b**h a Kleenex
[Dina Rae] What did he say
[Kuniva] Nothing, he said you seem stressed
[Kon Artis] Naw, you gots big breasts
[Dina Rae] Huh
[Kuniva] And you wearing your nice dress
[Dina Rae] Cause I was gonna say
[Kon Artis] Oh, you wasn't gonna say sh**
[Dina Rae] Excuse me
[Kuniva] He said Michael Jackson just got another face lift
[Dina Rae] Oh
[Kon Artis] Dumb ho
[Dina Rae] n***a
[Kuniva] No, gumbo, he wanna cook it for you tonight
[Kon Artis] b**h, what up though
Just f** for a buck, do something strange for change
Or make me holla for a dolla, just hop in the range
[Kuniva] Shh, sh**, shut up n***a, no, shut up
[Dina Rae] Man, f** both of y'all n***as
[Kuniva] See I was trying to be polite, stank a** trick
[Kon Artis] Oh, somebody is jacking off tonight
[Verse 4: Proof]
Oh you a b**h but don't choke
I say the same to my Momma
I got Christina, Britney with me
sh**, we banging Madonna
Watch her strip you on that ten b**h ain't got change for a dollar
Blow your tongue and give this one the mouth you came with a condom
Quick cum is the motto, so just swallow and breathe
Swallow and breathe, now swallow these seeds
I know you mocha lotti Mommies won't get down on your knees
You want some money honey damn you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly f** her belly you ain't gotta go weak
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I'm a pimp b**h don't be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, I want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, busting nuts is only my interest
So princess, don't get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullsh** till she gargle and swallow the dick
I'm taking the train to spain, don't bother calling me, b**h
[Hook]
[Outro: Kon Artis]
Yeah you heard me b**h, did I stu-stu-stutter stupid
You ain't listein to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumba**, b**h
Dancing, trying to get a n***a money in the club with your stupid manipular self
We was talking bout you DODO
You, you dumb b**h you
The one that want a drink and dont want to pay for it
Spend all your money you make all week on that dress
And I spill a drink on it, acting like I'm drunk when I'm not
I'm just trying to f**
I'm just trying to f**, b**h