Thank you for the flowers
I threw them on the fire
And i burned the photographs that you had enclosed
God they were ugly children
So you're the little ba*tard of that brother of mine
Trying to trick a poor old woman
'til i almost had a weakness
Last week cousin florence
Bit your uncle joe
Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork
(she) said that he looked like the devil
Then she said... "pa** the vinegar," i'm beginning to think
(that) i'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it
Though i almost had a weakness
It pains me to mention
These delicate concerns
While i have to tolerate you family j**els
I really mustn't grumble
('cause) when i die the cats and dogs will jump up and down
And you little swines will get nothing
Though i almost had a weakness