[Verse 1] We met on a rainy evening in the summertime Don't think I need to tell you more I needed a raise I worked so hard for this love of mine Love of mine Still I got nothing to show for it [Verse 2] Here's a simplification of everything we're going through: You plus me is bad news But you're a lovely creation, and I like to think that I am too My friend said I look better without you [Pre-Chorus 1] Tongue tied and twisted Go on, baby, and go to my head [Chorus] Babe, baby believe me If I stay, it ain't gonna be easy Okay, we'll do it your way But this is the last time, ah You'll hear the beautiful sound of love coming down ("What?") Love on the rocks [Verse 3] You love the chase, but hate me for the runaround We're both just tired of the whole thing, oh And you tell me what you want you need You know you have to have And I just pretend I'm listening [Pre-Chorus 2] Too tired this time To deal with old suits you wear Your ties that won't bind [Chorus] Baby, baby believe me If I stay this ain't gonna be easy Okay, we'll do it your way But this is the last time
You'll hear the beautiful sound of love coming down [Bridge] Hot as hell, cold as ice Sip it slow, 'cause it so nice Dull's my senses, drives my pain But I'd do it again Burns a bit to the touch Dangerous if it's too much If this bottle could talk Love on the rocks, yeah [Chorus] Ok, baby, baby, baby, baby Believe me You'll here the beautiful sound of love coming down Love on the rocks Love on the rocks [Verse 1 – "Bennie and the Jets"] Hey kids, shake it loose together (The spotlight's hitting something) That's been known to change the weather We'll k** the fatted calf tonight So stick around Gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound yeah [Chorus – "Bennie and the Jets"] Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet? Oh baby they're so stressed out Bennie and the Jets 'Cause they're weird an they're wonderful Oh, Bennie, she's really keen She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know you read it in a magazine [Outro] Oh! Bennie and the Jets Bennie On The Rocks (Or something like that) Bennie smokes rocks ("Probably") 'Cause it was the seventies