Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone Manitoba, don't you know you're out where you won't make it home Back to Ontario Up in the Yukon, I hit that bong, and then I turned up the stereo Thought about Ontario P.E.I, Potato P.E.I, Potato Down In Newfoundland, started a band and we played late into the night Drank 'till sunlight
Son, go get it done on the right side Ontario, that's where I'm going, and I'll sing it Son, go get it done on the right side Ontario, that's where I'm from, and I'll sing it Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone North Dakota, don't you that you don't belong in this song Where did we go wrong?