They’re doing it in the North of England
They’re doing it way down South, too
If you really want to know what I think about you, now
I think you look better with a hook in your mouth, yes you do
Free samples!
They’re giving sh** away!
Free samples!
Singing “hip-hip-hooray!”
What a hapless s**er
The one who buys is
Happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples! Free samples today!
Oh!
If you’re looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for the samples
Just look at the happy and ridiculous lives
Of the televised, Real Housewives
And they’re shoutin’ out
And they’re shoutin’ out
And they’re freakin’ out
That’s what it’s all about
Free samples!
They’re giving sh** away!
Free samples!
Singing “hip-hip-hooray!”
What a hapless s**er
The one who buys is
Happiness comes in such little sizes
Free samples! Free samples today!